The Velveteen Submission: The Lighthouse at the End of the Tunnel

Pangborn arrives unexpectedly on a lighthouse in space, startling the caretaker and his wife. Then Ripley shows up, looking for Pangborn. Then Ripley's father, Space Pirate Captain Squid, arrives looking for his daughter. Soon they all discover that the lighthouse is about to be smacked by an approaching passenger space cruiser unless they can do something. A hot bath is suggested. Featuring David Ossman, of the Firesign Theatre.