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A Series of Unfortunate Events #5- The Austere Academy

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By:

Narrated By: Lemony Snicket

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

Date: August 2003

Duration: 3 hours 22 minutes

Summary:

Dear Listener,

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system.

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.

With all due respect,

LEMONY SNICKET

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  • Anonymous

    Although I enjoyed the story I have to agree with the other reviews and say that the reader is AWFUL!!!

  • Nancy Smithson

    While my entire family-- from grandchildren to granddad-- love the series, none of us could listen to this book because of the nerve grating, irritating, ear-drum piercing voice of the writer. If I thought "it couldn't be as bad as book 4," I was wrong. Thank goodness the next book is read by Tim Curry. Now maybe I'll know what's going on with these children, because if I had to listen to the writer on each book, I couldn't care less.

  • Graham Gibby

    Full disclosure: I was unable to tolerate more than about ten minutes of this audio book. I make no apologies for my opinions formed in that brief period. Authors are not always the best readers. Mr. Snicket (nom de plume of Daniel Handler) should stick with the former and leave the latter to someone else. As I read the text originally, I heard Tim Curry’s voice in my head. Mr. Handler sounds almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Mr. Curry, or Jude Law, who plays the voice of Mr. Snicket in the movie version. When I heard interviews with Mr. Handler on National Public Radio’s Fresh Air, I enjoyed the conversation, and truly enjoyed the texts I read, even to the point of reading them aloud at people I knew. This can be thoroughly enjoyable and I highly recommend it. I cannot, however, recommend this audio book. The audio level was fairly low, and Mr. Handler’s voice is not a strong one. His tone is rather flat and there is little of the verbal eyebrow arching and dramatic confidences the manuscript cries out for. Add to this uneven sound levels for character voices, and I found I could not overcome my aversion to the performer to hear the work performed. While I have and will continue to enjoy the written versions of A Series of Unfortunate Events, as long as Lemony Snicket is listed as reader, I will follow the advice on the package and disks and not listen.