Dr. ER

Relationship Status: I ended up in the ER after a first date gone horribly wrong, and the hottest, cockiest doctor on the planet had to give me stitches-the same man, dubbed Dr. Erotic by his superfans, who would make a once-in-a-lifetime story for my gossip column.

Dr. Scott Shepard has women all over the country tuning in to watch him strut around on the popular reality show The Doctor Is In. And he is the kind of sexy, anti-relationship player that makes headlines.

With a revolving door of women on his arm and nights off spent schmoozing around New York, I swear, the man is giving me more material than I know what to do with.

And although he might not be too thrilled with my column focusing on him, I won't stop-not when I'm this close to making a name for myself on the pop culture side of investigative journalism.

Nor will I fall for that charming, panty-dropping smile of his.

When it comes to Dr. Erotic, I'm the one woman who's immune.

Contains mature themes.