A Million Ways to Die in the West

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: Seth MacFarlane

Narrated By: Jonathan Frakes

Publisher: Canongate Books Ltd.

Date: March 2014

Duration: 5 hours 2 minutes


MILD-MANNERED SHEEP FARMER ALBERT STARK is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Bar-room brawls. Poisonous snakes. Tumbleweed abrasions. Something called 'toe-foot'. Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all.

Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense.

But when his girlfriend dumps him, Albert decides to fight back - even though he can't shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who's tough enough for the both of them. Unfortunately, she's married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million and one ways to die in the West.


Million Ways to Die in the West

by Seth MacFarlane

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Million Ways to Die in the West, Seth MacFarlane