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Running with Scissors: A Memoir

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: Augusten Burroughs

Narrated By: Augusten Burroughs

Publisher: Macmillan Audio

Date: March 2003

Duration: 7 hours 39 minutes


Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead-ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain. Suddenly, at age twelve, Augusten Burroughs found himself living in a dilapidated Victorian in perfect squalor. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients, and a pedophile living in the backyard shed completed the tableau. Here, there were no rules, there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer, and Valium was eaten like Pez. And when things got dull, there was always the vintage electroshock therapy machine under the stairs....
Running with Scissors is at turns foul and harrowing, compelling and maniacally funny. But above all, it chronicles an ordinary boy's survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.
Running with Scissors Acknowledgments
Gratitude doesn't begin to describe it: Jennifer Enderlin, Christopher Schelling, John Murphy, Gregg Sullivan, Kim Cardascia, Michael Storrings, and everyone at St. Martin's Press. Thank you: Lawrence David, Suzanne Finnamore, Robert Rodi, Bret Easton Ellis, Jon Pepoon, Lee Lodes, Jeff Soares, Kevin Weidenbacher, Lynda Pearson, Lona Walburn, Lori Greenburg, John DePretis, and Sheila Cobb. I would also like to express my appreciation to my mother and father for, no matter how inadvertently, giving me such a memorable childhood. Additionally, I would like to thank the real-life members of the family portrayed in this book for taking me into their home and accepting me as one of their own. I recognize that their memories of the events described in this book are different than my own. They are each fine, decent, and hard-working people. The book was not intended to hurt the family. Both my publisher and I regret any unintentional harm resulting from the publishing and marketing of Running with Scissors. Most of all, I would like to thank my brother for demonstrating, by example, the importance of being wholly unique.


  • Susan R

    Pretty good overall, kept me interested.

  • Carolyn Lassas

    I absolutely love it. Great humor if you have an open mind

  • jessica torres

    Running with scissors is one of the most intense books I have read in awhile. It is funny, painful, tragic and a bit disturbing all at the same time. From start to finish I couldn't put the book down. I recommend this book to anyone willing to read something weird and unorthodox. However this book is not for everyone, reader discretion is advice.

  • Mandy Webster

    This tale of a young boy taken in by his mother's psychiatrist and his bizarre family is funny, sad and uncomfortable all at the same time. But you will not be able to put this story down. I highly recommend this quirky and colorful tale.

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