A year ago, I was dragged into what I thought was hell against my will—the Daedalus Palace in the Elysean city of Idaea.
Turns out that was just a place, but there's an actual hell here, so now I'm going in there, too. This time, though? Death is pretty much guaranteed, and I'm going in willingly.
But if I'm lucky and I somehow survive, I'll get to say that I spent my nineteenth birthday in the Underworld.
For mature listeners.