My big secret is out.
Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it's not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn't find out.
It's probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our 'accident' at the vampire chapel.
But one little date won't hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It's not as though we'll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking:
What is Adam Vex?
Why would any of that happen?!
My name is Adam Vex, and I'm your host at the SOS HOTEL, where we offer luxury to die for (luxury not guaranteed).
SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some listeners may find kinda unsettling. The books also contain the best f*cking demon there ever was, the world's most useless vampire who has a weird-ass thing for Swedish furniture, and a 100% human (not sus) who is super nice and deserves to have nice things.