Dear Sir/Madam, I would like to nominate my jerkface of a boss, Kingston Chase, for the worst boss of the year award. I don't know if that's a category at your esteemed paper as yet, but if not, it should be. Yours Sincerely, Skye Redding.
Skye, You do realize you sent this to me, your boss, right? Not Amused, Kingston Chase.
Kingston, Maybe if you cracked a smile some days, you wouldn't be the monster that you are. Skye. P.S. And of course I realized. I was just giving you a heads-up before I submit something.
Skye, Just so you know, you never have to let me know before you want to give me head... a heads-up. Kingston.
This was the email exchange after one week at my new job. Not even I could have predicted where this was going. I had no idea just how much Kingston Chase would change my life.