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Swamp Story: A Novel

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Dave Barry
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Ratings
Book
11
Narrator
5
Release Date
May 2, 2023
Duration
7 hours 54 minutes
Summary
Pulitzer Prize–winning and New York Times bestselling author—and actual Florida Man—Dave Barry returns with a “hilariously funny” (Steve Martin) caper full of oddballs and more twists and turns than a snake slithering away from a gator.

Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside. Broke and desperate for a way out, Jesse stumbles across a long-lost treasure, which could solve all her problems—if she can figure out how to keep it. The problem is some very bad men are also looking for the treasure, and they know Jesse has it.

Meanwhile, Ken Bortle of Bortle Brothers Bait and Beer has hatched a scheme to lure tourists to his failing store by making viral videos of the “Everglades Melon Monster.” The Monster is, in fact, an unemployed alcoholic newspaperman named Phil wearing a Dora the Explorer costume head. Incredibly, this plan actually works, inspiring a horde of TikTokers to swarm into the swamp in search of the Monster at the same time villains are on the hunt for Jesse’s treasure. Amid this mayhem, a presidential hopeful arrives in the Everglades to start his campaign. Needless to say, it does not go as planned. In fact, nothing in this story goes as planned. This is, after all, Florida.
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Profile Avatar Renee M. Sep 2025

What a fun and funny read! Silly and all Florida. If you need a light read "pick me up" book, this is it!

Profile Avatar Nancy B. Jul 2025

Preposterous. Ludicrous. Over-the-top. What can I say? I loved it! Dave Barry’s Swamp Story is a hilarious caper and I couldn’t put it down. He dedicated the book to his home state of Florida, “which has its flaws, but which is never, ever boring.” Sane ain’t working for us anymore. It’s time to try crazy. from Swamp Story by Dave Barry Jesse fell for Slater’s body, got pregnant, had his baby. Covid hit and he figured the safest place to shelter was a cabin in the Florida Everglades–paid with her money. Now she is stuck there with him, looking for a way out. One day she finds a lost treasure that, if she can keep it, may be her ticket out. Alcoholic loser Phil had a mishap while Dora the Explorer at a child’s birthday party. Caught on film, it went viral. Meanwhile, the Bortle brothers have run their dad’s bait shop into the ground, supporting themselves through one brother selling weed. That brother is also a fan of Shark Tank. After seeing the video of Phil/Dora, he is inspired to make their shop a viral social media sensation–with a Blair Witch Project style film of the legendary melon head monster, a Michigan transplant that has followed I-75 south with the snowbirds, played by Phil. Everyone wants in on the game, the brothers, Phil, the guy recording the film, Slater whose role in the film is to take off his shirt–sure of quick money. Of course, nothing goes as planed. Threats loom everywhere, from invasive boa constrictors to alligators, plus crime bosses, murderous felons, self-absorbed politicians, and even a greedy lawyer/ex-boyfriend. This is zany comedy with a sting: Barry lampoons the lure of quick fame via TickTock and skewers greed and shallow political aspiration. Plus, there is redemption and happy endings for the good guys. Thanks, Dave, and the state of Florida. I needed this.

Swamp Story: A Novel

Swamp Story: A Novel

Author: Dave Barry
Read by: Dave Barry
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