Newly turned vampire Jesse Hunt has been spotted by two werewolves! Should he:

- Run
- Fight
- Ask for noms
Barrett Walker, alpha of the local pack, has two options upon meeting the starving but sweet Jesse! Should he:

- Hand him over to the local vampire clan
- Adopt him
Barrett's in favor of adoption, but can adoption include smexy bite bite times too?
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