'... and that's when it fell off in my hand.'
Date: July 2010
Duration: 5 hours 20 minutes
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted...
...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.