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Assholes Finish First

Abridged Audiobook

Written By: Tucker Max

Narrated By: Tucker Max

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Date: September 2010

Duration: 8 hours 24 minutes

Summary:

The #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and groundbreaking inventor of the “fratire” genre delivers his highly anticipated collection of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Displaying a combination of keen intellect, mischievous humor, and relentless sex appeal, Tucker Max’s true first person accounts of his sexual and drunken exploits transport listeners into his comical, perverse, and often surreal world. And his fans have responded in droves. With his book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell selling more than 1.2 million copies and spending more than 150 weeks on the bestselling list (and counting), not to mention the movie of the same name released on DVD in January 2010, there’s a clear indication that fans can’t resist raunchy tales of sex, booze, and mayhem from the leader in “fratire.”

In Assholes Finish First, Tucker contributes to humanity by sharing his “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” ( The New York Times ) adventures—where he gets excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his actions, mocks idiots and posers, and sleeps with more women than is safe or reasonable—in these new stories, not available anywhere else.

Funny, wildly entertaining, and unbelievably inappropriate, Assholes Finish First is an irresistible, debauchery-filled romp, told by a man with no regrets, and who remains dedicated to living life on his own terms.

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  • Mark Pope

    Morbidly fascinating though I dislike the author and his attitude toward life and people. I find I like myself a little less for listening to the whole thing.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful.

  • Travis Lagesse

    I liked it.

  • Nick Capps

    This book is great for a laugh, I look like a crazy person laughing out loud on the bus all by myself but it is soooo worth it. I have read it a couple of times but having Tucker himself narrate it adds a whole new level of awesomeness! I am definitely going back and listening to I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (his first book which I have read 3 times). Audio adds so much to this book, well done Tucker!

  • Heather Dulworth

    I don't understand why so many hate this book, these women were consenting adults. Is it polite, absolutely not, but is it funny, hell yes! I was disturbed many times by the lack of esteem of these girls but that's their choice. He is a huge jerk and extremely cocky but the stories are unbelievably hilarious.

  • Sanjay Singhal

    I love this book, can't wait to read his first one now. I agree that he's beneath human at times, but the quality of the writing is excellent, him narrating it himself is even better. I rarely laugh out loud when listening to a book, but this one had me pulling off the side of the road because I started having a fit.

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