The Baah-lancing Act: Life with the Rockyhorns

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Meet the Rockyhorns, a cliff-dwelling family of bighorn sheep whose idea of “calm” includes falling into bushes, climbing upside-down, and turning breakfast into an extreme sport. Papa Ramone, ever proud and ever clumsy, leads the herd with confidence that often outruns his balance. Mama Ewe-genia keeps the flock grounded with wisdom, patience, and the occasional side-eye. Their lambs—Pebble, Dusty, and Tumble—bring boundless energy, endless curiosity, and a healthy disregard for gravity.

From cactus catastrophes to mirage marathons, the Rockyhorns turn every tumble into laughter and every misstep into a memory. Whether they’re tackling Climb School, facing down prickly snacks, or watching the sun set over the canyon, one truth bleats loud and clear—family is the greatest balancing act of all.

Filled with humor, heart, and unforgettable highland hijinks, The Baah-lancing Act: Life with the Rockyhorns is a wholesome, laugh-out-loud adventure perfect for children and families who love stories about togetherness, resilience, and the joy of being perfectly imperfect.