The Bladder Chronicles: One Woman’s Battle Against the Urge

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Grace is 28, a single mum, and living life to the fullest—except for one tiny problem. Her bladder has the holding power of a leaky water balloon. From emergency roadside squats on the school run to daring experiments with a she-wee in standstill traffic, her life is a never-ending quest to find the nearest toilet… or make do without one.

Whether it’s trying (and failing) to discreetly pee at a music festival, barely surviving long-haul flights without an embarrassing accident, or dealing with the sheer terror of a no-bathroom business meeting, Grace’s bladder mishaps are equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable. But through the laughter, she also shares the realities of living with an overactive bladder—offering tips, tricks, and solidarity to anyone who’s ever had to cross their legs and pray for a miracle.

Part comedy novel, part educational deep-dive, But I’ve Got to Pee! is a must-read for anyone who’s ever had to sprint to a toilet… and for those lucky enough to hold it, a chance to finally understand the struggle.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and an increased awareness of the nearest bathroom.