Boomer Patrol

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Boomer Patrol by Artesia Northe is a post-apocalyptic adventure where survival depends not on youth or technology, but on wisdom, grit, and community spirit. In a near-future Texas shattered by economic collapse, environmental catastrophe, and the rise of autonomous AI, a group of resilient retirees, the self-declared “Boomer Patrol”,defend their mobile home park with makeshift technology, strong coffee, and sharper wits than anyone gives them credit for.


At the heart of the story is Chuck “Smitty” Smith, a 73-year-old leader and scavenger extraordinaire who transforms a forgotten retirement enclave into a thriving, self-sustaining community. Alongside him are the fierce and unfiltered Marma Todd, the soft-spoken yet commanding Happy Chappy Dominguez, a deaf former cartel heir turned unlikely co-leader, and Devi Sharma, a kidnapped robotics engineer whose past may hold the key to humanity’s future. Together, they must confront the militarized ambitions of a ruthless AI-backed regime and the looming threat of a resurgent cartel warlord, none other than Chappy’s own monstrous brother.


Witty, suspenseful, and deeply human, Boomer Patrol is a timely tale about what happens when the world ends, and the only ones left to rebuild it are the very people society once cast aside. In a landscape ruled by machines, it's the Boomers who bring the fight, and they’re not backing down.