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Boring Asian Female

Author:
Canwen Xu
Read by:
Carolyn Kang
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Release Date
April 28, 2026
Duration
10 hours 14 minutes
Summary
“Thank you for your interest in our school, but we regret to inform you that…” you’re not special. You’re too average. You’re too boring.

Well, in that case, she’ll have to show them just how interesting she can be.

Elizabeth Zhang is well aware of her place in the world. She’s in the tenth percentile for likability, the seventieth percentile for attractiveness, and the ninety-ninth percentile for academics. While she’s never been the most beautiful or the most liked, she knows she has the intelligence and ambition to achieve her greatest dream: Harvard Law School. But when Harvard rejects Elizabeth for not standing out enough—which she knows means she's just another boring Asian female—her carefully constructed life falls apart. What shocks her even more is that Laura Kim, a classmate at Columbia, got in. Elizabeth can’t figure out how this could have happened. Why was Laura accepted? What makes her so interesting?

At first, she follows her because she’s just curious. What Laura orders for lunch. Where Laura shops. What Laura’s hobbies are. All of these things must contribute to her overall package, what makes her an acceptable person to Harvard. But still, Elizabeth just can’t see it. The only thing she sees is that Laura has taken her spot.

A spot that she knows she deserves after working so hard. A spot that she’ll simply have to take back.

Layered and subversive, this novel brings to light how, in the face of societal expectations and self-inflicted pressures, a person can unlock the darkest parts of themselves and show how far they’re willing to go to achieve their vision of success.
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Profile Avatar Eduardo M. May 2026

I love an unhinged female protagonist and this book delivers on that. Very funny in a f’ed up way. Listened in two sittings. Highly recommend! Kinda like Yellowface but better.

Boring Asian Female

Boring Asian Female

Author: Canwen Xu
Read by: Carolyn Kang
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