Boring Bedtime Stories for Sleep 2 Books in 1: The Complete History of Life and Time

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Two painstakingly detailed histories in one audiobook—because why fall asleep to one when you can snooze through both?

Embark on a calming journey through humanity's entire existence and our obsession with measuring time. Perfect for history enthusiasts, insomniacs, or anyone craving just enough intrigue to quiet the mind (but not enough to stay awake).

In The Complete History of All Human Life, you’ll discover:


- How early humans stumbled upon fire, tools, and language (spoiler: trial and error).
- The rise and fall of civilizations, like Rome’s dramatic collapse.
- Plagues, questionable hygiene, and Renaissance art—an iconic trio.
- The Industrial Revolution and its mixed blessings.

In The Painstaking History of Measuring Time, prepare to learn:


- Why ancient sundials and burning candles were revolutionary.
- How Galileo’s pendulum and mechanical clocks changed everything.
- The slow journey to standardized time zones and atomic clocks.
- Philosophical dilemmas about time that will put you to sleep.

Presented in a steady, sleep-friendly tone, this audiobook bundle is your perfect companion for winding down. Whether you’re seeking light learning or an escape from racing thoughts, this duo guarantees to transform restless nights into restful sleep.

Press play now, and let the soothing march of time—and human history—guide you to dreamland.

*PDF copy included with purchase