Searching for your 'Butter' soulmate in the world of idols? If you're obsessed with BTS or love the drama of Netflix's K-Pop Demon Hunters, this romcom is for you. While there aren't any monsters to slay, falling in love in an industry with a strict 'no dating' policy is a battle in itself. Grab your backstage pass to a heart-fluttering, rule-breaking world where the only thing more dangerous than a demon is a dating scandal.

Shortlisted for the 2025 Chatelaine Awards, because watching seven idols fail at basic human interaction is officially 'literary gold'.

After five years of world domination, the members of Crown Seven have forgotten how to do everyday things. When their director orders a three-month 'personal growth' break, it's not just a holiday; it's a romantic battlefield.

The Roster of Romantic Disasters:


- Jon (the Eldest): Battles his perfectionism in an attempt to impress a stoic food critic.
- Silas (the rapper): He's trying to play it cool with an indie producer, but she's already seen through his 'tough guy' façade.
- Julian (The Main Dancer): Discovers that his 'boundless energy' is matched by a dance instructor who knows how to sit still.
- Roman (the leader): The group's intellectual powerhouse is struggling to find the words to talk to a curator who thinks talking is overrated.
- Jake (the Maknae): Realises that 'technical perfection' doesn't work on the dance floor of life.
- James (The Wild Card): Winning the award for 'Most Dramatic Scheme' by involving his identical twin, Evan. Spoiler alert: it backfires spectacularly. Spectacularly.

With a massive comeback looming and a media leak threatening to expose them, the boys must decide: Is love worth the scandal, or is the 'no dating' ban the only thing keeping their careers alive?