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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

Author:
Rebecca Thorne
Read by:
Jessica Threet
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Ratings
Book
20
Narrator
13
Release Date
May 7, 2024
Duration
11 hours 44 minutes
Summary
“The sapphic romance is brought to the forefront through Jessica Threet’s emotional depth and compelling lilt.”—Booklist

In the tradition of Legends & Lattes, comes a cozy fantasy steeped in sapphic romance about one of the Queen’s private guards and a powerful mage who want to open a bookshop and live happily ever after…if only the world would let them.

All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters… all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen’s private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn’t so easy.

But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she’s thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. Meanwhile, Kianthe has been waiting for a chance to flee responsibility–all the better that her girlfriend is on board. Together, they settle in Tawney, a town nestled in the icy tundra near dragon country, and open the shop of their dreams.

What follows is a cozy tale of mishaps, mysteries, and a murderous queen throwing the realm’s biggest temper tantrum. In a story brimming with hurt/comfort and quiet fireside conversations, these two women will discover just what they mean to each other… and the world.

A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.
Reviews
Profile Avatar Megan G. Jan 2026

Unfortunately I couldn’t even finish. I thought I’d really like this…I usually love cozy fantasy…but this just wasn’t my cup of tea…I really wanted to like it

Profile Avatar Teresa K. Nov 2024

Great book!!

Profile Avatar Ginger L. May 2024

Wonderful cozy fantasy story! Refreshing approach to gender that feels modern and natural. Warmhearted story that feels relatable and is packed with endearing lovable characters. Easy to recommend!

Profile Avatar JB L. Apr 2026

I enjoyed it very much. Looking forward to listening to the rest of the series.

Profile Avatar Andrea S. Oct 2025

This story is really fun, and I enjoyed the series after reading this book in book club.

Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

Author: Rebecca Thorne
Read by: Jessica Threet
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