CHICKEN NUGGET GIRL

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

This book isn’t just a collection of stories—it’s a confession booth dressed up as comedy. It’s about the moments we don’t post on Instagram: the parking lot lunches, the questionable pedicures, the conversations that end with us crying in the bathroom (or laughing so hard we snort). Mallory Reynolds, my fictional-but-very-familiar alter ego, stumbles through it all with greasy fingers, sharp humor, and an unshakable determination to keep going, even when life feels like one long awkward pause.

If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re the only one faking “fine,” eating your feelings, or questioning every single life choice in the glow of a fridge light at midnight—this is your reminder: you are not alone.

I hope these pages make you laugh, make you feel seen, and maybe even make you a little braver about embracing the mess. Life isn’t always pretty, but it can be pretty hilarious