Choose Your Quest: The Dwarven Jester Spy: An Interactive Hilarious High Fantasy Espionage

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

​Warning: This audiobook narrates all possible choices and paths from Choose Your Quest, which will make the listening experience segmented and non-linear.

For the full interactive experience—where you control the story by making decisions—please explore the eBook or paperback versions.

Are you ready to juggle flaming torches, dodge angry orcs, and deliver jokes that could either save your life—or get you thrown out of a tavern? Then this book is for you!

Step into the iron-shod boots of a jester who moonlights as a spy, sneaking through the gritty, grumpy world of orcs, goblins, elves, and humans—using nothing but wit, humor, and (hopefully) a lot of help. From wobbly performances in front of orcish chieftains to bar fights with goblins over overdue debts, your life is a non-stop rollercoaster of bad jokes and worse decisions.

In the interactive choose-your-quest series, you'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you might even see stars (literally) after getting smacked in the head by an orc's club. But don't worry—no jester stays down for long! Whether you're a fan of slapstick comedy or thrilling spy missions, this book has it all:


- Orcs who prefer smashing things (and people) to diplomacy.
- Goblins who are excellent at owing money, but terrible at paying it back.
- Elves who take themselves way too seriously (but you might just get a smirk out of them).
- And, of course, you—the jester with a heart of gold (and maybe a few lumps on your head).