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From the bestselling author of I Haven't Been Entirely Honest With You comes a joyful, hilarious and heartwarming story of a seemingly ordinary woman, her beloved dog and a forgotten but friendly Christmas tree . . .

Hello to you. I have written a short story, or Tall Tale as I like to call it, because I believe we all deserve moments to cosy up with something simple yet joy-filled and uplifting. If I may be so bold about my own tale!

It contains, amongst many thrills I couldn’t possibly divulge yet, intriguing and exciting mishaps between a Christmas tree that not only talks, but dances (I know!); a dog called Jessie, who also talks, and a woman called Joan, who – less surprisingly, in that she is a human being – talks too. Interested? I should blooming well hope so!

Right, let me tell you all about it . . .

PRAISE FOR MIRANDA HART

'Miranda is more of an everywoman than ever before' The Times

'Irrepressible and joyous' Daily Mail

'No comedian, female or male, has been so taken to the nation’s bosom since Victoria Wood' Independent

PRAISE FOR LUCY CLAIRE DUNBAR

'Just gorgeous' BBC Radio 2

'The perfect Christmas gift for someone you love' Lorraine

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