Climate Crisis Fun Facts!

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Take a deep breath. It’s time for Climate Crisis Fun Fact Number One: There is no Climate Crisis.

The weather is not your fault. The climate (weather over time) is not your fault either. Yes, the climate is changing. It is changing because it has never not changed. But, no, the “pollutant” CO₂, anthropogenic or otherwise, is not driving this change. The only thing CO₂ is driving is plant growth. The narrative you are being fed is false. The causes for climate change are natural. They are natural variabilities, cycles we do not yet fully understand.

How do we know this? We know this because of the historical records our ancestors have left us. We know this because of the physical evidence Nature has left us from the vast, pre-industrial past. We know this through astronomical observation. What we are experiencing has all happened before, only it was normally much worse than it is today. This is why we don’t need to worry about slowing down or stopping something we have been conditioned to fret about. These changes can’t be stopped, and we can’t “save the planet” because the planet doesn’t need saving. We only need to see how we can best adapt to these changes, something humankind has already been doing for countless generations.

But how could this be you ask? How could the rest of the world have reached a “consensus” that CO₂ is an existential threat when it isn’t? Because “consensus” is a political, not a scientific term and those who benefit from this imaginary threat also control public opinion. Certain professions, institutions and industries benefit either directly or indirectly from the CO₂ narrative and actively manipulate the public.

They do so by exploiting three well-known human weaknesses...