You know things are getting desperate when you’re trying to get the sexual attention of your husband’s employee while doing his routine haircut.

I dress up nice and seductive, hanging my breasts in front of Declan’s face as I cut his hair, just daring him to reach out and touch me. I can see he’s getting hard beneath the hair-cloth and I just have to see it. I had no idea he’d be playing under there!

Well, I’m not going to tell you off, honey. Instead, I’m going to treat you to something that I’ve been missing in my life: a good, hard, unprotected session!