Come and Get Me!: True Misadventures I Probably Shouldn’t Tell

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Come and Get Me: True Misadventures I Probably Shouldn't Tell is a fast, funny memoir made of true stories that should've gone worse, but somehow didn't.

By Sasha Finch

From being chased by a rooster in full combat mode to nearly becoming a hostage in a silent bank robbery, Sasha Finch relives the moments where things got weird, wild, or just plain dumb, and somehow still left him with a good story to tell.

Inside, you'll find:

The slowest police chase of all time

A spider sprinting across a lake like it owns the place

A camp tent that weaponized beans

And a van mix-up that ended with flying chairs and a perfectly timed bus arrival

These are the kinds of stories you tell around a campfire, on a long drive, or at a dinner party where honesty is allowed. They're quick reads, high on chaos and low on moral lessons, though each ends with just enough truth to stick.

If you've ever laughed at the worst possible moment, made it up as you went, or told yourself 'this'll be funny later,' this book is for you.

Short chapters. Big laughs. A little heart.

Read one, then 'just one more.'