Does it make sense to get turned on by girly guys when you want to be topped? No. Hell, no.

After a big past in bull riding that nearly killed him, Danny Boone's looking for a quiet, low-key future on a small ranch of his own.

Two problems.
Where's he going to get the money for a ranch except on the back of a bull?

And how can he stay low-key when his fantasy is a guy with rose-gold hair, legs for days, a high-profile decorating business, and an appetite for expensive lace lingerie?

Designer, Laurie Belmont needs to get out from under the thumb of a domineering mother, helpless father, and rich, privileged boyfriend. He can't solve his problems with a two-bit cowboy who's going to die getting thrown from a bull -- no matter how perfect his ass is.

Talk about lives that are worlds apart.

Everybody knows cowboys don't ride unicorns.

COWBOYS DON'T RIDE UNICORNS is a toppy femme, bull-riding cowboy, opposites-attract, hidden identity, world's colliding, dysfunctional family, guest ranch vacation, MM romance – with a red bustier.