The Darning-Needle (Story Time, Episode 82)

Once upon a time there was a darning needle who imagined she was so fine that she really was a sewing needle.
'Be careful and hold me tightly!' she warned the fingers that picked her up. 'Don't drop me! If I fall on the floor you may never find me again; that's how fine I am!'
'That's what you think!' replied the fingers, and squeezed her around the waist.