With my husband hardly around and my lodger Justin soon to move on I’m feeling kind of lonely. In my desperate housewife state I decide that a baby is the best solution to impending solitude, but my husband always wears protection on the few occasions we do it.

It has to be Justin. I’m gonna put myself on him and use my womanly charms get him all worked up and take him. Let’s see if he can refuse my body.