Lascivious limericks for lewd listeners!In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, this delightful collection of lyrical poetry is guaranteed to stretch even the wildest of imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, Dirty Ditties is a hilarious look at such subjects as sin, virtue, greed, divorce, fame, hope, love, maturity, food, weight, and royalty. No stone is left unturned as these ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms and bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists, and conception. These rapturous rhyming escapades are sure to make even the most reserved listeners blush.