The DNA Delivery: Be Careful What Your Transport Across the Galaxy

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

An action-packed, mind-bending adventure that’s out of this world... literally.

What if you could train an AI to write a story like Kurt Vonnegut Jr.? The DNA Delivery is the result and Vonnegut would be proud.

Meet Doug 'Trucker' McAllister, a grizzled space trucker who’s just trying to do his job: hauling mysterious cargo from one corner of the galaxy to the other. He must deliver a crate with some weird symbols, collect his paycheck, and avoid space pirates. Simple, right?

Except it’s never that simple when you’re hauling an ancient bioengineered embryo tied to an ancient alien race’s sinister plans for humanity. Oops.

This isn’t just any regular delivery. Doug and his AI companion, Freddie, who thinks he channels Kurt Vonnegut Jr., soon find themselves in a massive cosmic conspiracy that could rewrite life's history. The cargo isn’t a “sensitive biological specimen” but the key to humanity’s dark and twisted purpose. As they approach their destination, Doug uncovers horrifying truths about a race of aliens known as The Architects—who’ve been secretly messing with humanity’s DNA for billions of years. Their goal? To turn humans into livestock for the ultimate cosmic harvest.

But Doug’s a professional. He’s not about to let a little galactic conspiracy get in the way of his job. After all, it’s just a delivery, right? No big deal.

As the situation spirals out of control, Doug’s wits (and sarcasm) are tested like never before. The stakes rise, the plot thickens, and the universe's darkest secrets come to light. Can Doug finish his delivery and collect his paycheck before humanity’s fate is sealed? Or will he be forced to confront the fact that the real cargo might be the future of the entire human race?