An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny audiobook about the villainy of fish!

'A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on.' —Kirkus, starred review

Why, dear listener, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?

1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them.
2) Some are as big as a bus—that is not okay.
3) We don't know what they're teaching in their 'schools.'
4) They are likely plotting our doom.

This nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.