What would happen if our world turned into a computer game?

It might sound tempting at first, but there's one small detail you should know: in this game, people are nothing but non-playable characters, useful only for the service they provide to the real players. Experience, development, loot, levels—none of that is for us. Our role is merely to dance to the tune of our masters, who have come to our world to turn it into a character farm and a space for their own entertainment.

Doesn't sound quite as nice anymore, does it? But nobody ever gave us any choice in the matter: the update known as 'Earth' has already been installed!

If anybody has a problem with that . . . well, that's their own personal problem. The system will devour everyone!