A prince is in River Heights. A prince! Granted, he’s from a relatively minor royal family, but still. This is big news.

The headlines get even bigger once the prince is found toting a painting for his family’s good friend, Mrs. Mahoney—because within hours of his arrival, the federal authorities arrest him. They suspect he stole the painting from his family.

Dad and I aren’t buying it. We have a hunch there’s more to this—ahem—picture. But can we save the prince before he’s wrongfully crowned “criminal”?