Fruit: A novel about a boy and his nipples

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: Brian Francis

Narrated By: Brian Francis

Publisher: ECW Press

Date: October 2017

Duration: 4 hours 40 minutes

Summary:

What do you get when you cross the Virgin Mary with Brooke Shields, add a trash-talking beauty queen wannabe and throw in a couple of talking nipples? One of the most laugh-out-loud books you'll read all year.

Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, the subject of his classmates' ridicule, and the victim of too many bad movie-of-the-week storylines. When Peter's nipples begin speaking to him one day and inform him of their diabolical plan to expose his secret desires to the world, Peter finds himself cornered in a world that seems to have no tolerance for difference.

Peter's only solace is "The Bedtime Movies" - perfect-world fantasies that lull him to sleep every night. But when the lines between Peter's fantasy world and his reality begin to blur, no one is safe from the depths of Peter's imagination - especially Peter himself.

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  • Hayley H.

    Definitely an interesting storyline - I never knew what would happen next. Possibly not great for too young of a teenager (depending on their comfort levels about sexuality), but definitely a few laughs throughout. I found the ending to be far too open, with no closure about what happened to the main character (or his nipples!). I enjoyed the plot, but wish there was more to the ending.

Fruit: A novel about a boy and his nipples

by Brian Francis

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