Are you tired of getting ghosted?

Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come?

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Whether you’ve been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.

Inside, you’ll learn: