Grass, Ass or Cash...No One Rides for Free!

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Step into the unapologetically raw and provocative world of Euftis Emery with Grass, Ass, or Cash… No One Rides for Free. This extended novella delivers a bold remix of a fan-favorite story from Emery’s earlier work, Off the Chain, now expanded with new heat, deeper grit, and sharper edge.

Set on the campus of Howard University in the late '80s, the story follows a savvy Technical Assistant who knows how to hustle code, cash, and carnal pleasure in equal measure. As he navigates late-night programming labs, sexual barters, and the unspoken economy of intellect and intimacy, Emery paints a vivid, often humorous, and always unfiltered portrait of student life and street smarts colliding in a digital age before smartphones and social media.

Told in Emery’s signature voice—blunt, wickedly witty, and erotically charged—this story doesn’t pull punches. It's a wild ride through coded seductions, bad dick reports, and snappa-level encounters, all underlined by real talk about sex, power, and campus culture.

For readers who crave urban erotica that’s brutally honest, laced with humor, and charged with heat, Grass, Ass, or Cash is a no-holds-barred must-read. But fair warning: no one rides for free.

Enjoy.