It started with a video that went viral—me proposing to my best friend in the middle of a sandy beach. The sun was bright, water glittering . . .



Actually, back up. It started with me tripping and landing on one knee in the sand while trying to catch a frisbee. As a joke, I asked him to marry me, and he even let me slide a makeshift ring onto his finger. We had no idea some has-been social media influencer was filming just up the shore.



The faux romantic moment between us was caught on camera, and with Valentine's Day around the corner, the world wants more.



We need the cash we are offered to pay the hike in our rent. The influencer needs the content to save his channel. Seems like a good deal.



I'm not gay, but Tate is, and we know everything about each other. Faking a relationship should be easy enough.



What could go wrong?



Contains mature themes.