Warning: Explicit Content. Merry Christmas to my dear listeners! Let’s ring in the holidays with a tail of Yuletide merriment that is not quite what Santa would call “nice”!

It’s a snowy and chilly Christmas eve, and Cassie Meriwether, having just finished the last of her gift shopping, just wants to go home, have some hot tea, and curl up by the fire with her husband, Bobby. Except that when she arrives, he’s not there.

Well, sort of.

In the kitchen, Cassie finds a note from “Santa” telling her that because she’s been a naughty girl this year, she needs to go upstairs and put on the cuddly pajamas he’s left for her. Then, she is to go into the living room and get onto Santa’s knee…in a way she’s never done before! Hmm…this is not exactly Bobby’s style. Nothing sexy could ever be considered Bobby’s style, actually—being as how her hubby has grown into a rather lackluster lover in recent years. But in the spirit of giving, Cassie decides to indulge his rare display of naughtiness, no matter how embarrassing the whole thing is making her feel.

So, when she arrives in the living room, she finds her hubby all decked out in a Santa costume so realistic she can barely tell it’s him! Even after he gets her over his knee and gets the “naughtiness” paddled out of her. Even after her horny Santa takes things way beyond a simple spanking. And, wow, despite Cassie’s inhibitions, Bobby’s newfound naughtiness is kind of nice, actually. Way nicer than usual, that’s for sure.

At least, at first.

But as things by the crackling fire really heat up, including her buns, Cassie is shocked when she discovers that this jolly bearded gentleman is not her husband! Not in the least! This leaves Cassie shocked, shivering, and desperate to find answers to two big questions: First, where is Bobby? Second, who is this man who’s about to take her on the “sleigh ride” of her life?

Wow, what a way to ring in the holiday!