Helpdesk Earth

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Raphaelle expected a promotion. She did not expect Earth.

Assigned to Heaven’s most broken department, she arrives at Earth Helpdesk to find a celestial bureaucracy drowning in impossible prayers, contradictory miracles, doctrinal spillover, and centuries of administrative damage nobody has properly cleaned up.

Michael is overworked, Gabriel is exhausted, and the official story of human history looks less and less like divine order the deeper she digs.

Because the disasters weren’t all inevitable.

Some of them were caused.

As Raphaelle works her way through the archives of preventable catastrophes, she begins to uncover a pattern of errors, cover-ups, and impossible exemptions reaching far above her pay grade.

And if she’s right, the real problem with Earth isn’t humanity alone. It’s who’s been managing the place.

Helpdesk Earth is a sharp, absurd, and unexpectedly heartfelt cosmic satire about prayer, power, bureaucracy, and what happens when the universe is left in the wrong hands.

Bonus content can be unlocked at https://skuldwyrm.no/book/helpdesk_earth/