The Hike: Spear Me, Baby

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Love. Lust. Legend. Something in the woods wants all three.


Robin is not just pretty, she's not just gorgeous, she is an otherworldly beauty. Her body was created for one reason and one reason alone: Sin. 


When Robin and her handsome boyfriend Nick decide to go on a three-day Hike in the Great Smoky Mountains, they didn't expect their healing journey would be rife with so many scares, so many mountain legends, and so much sex.


Loosely based on the hit 2021 horror/comedy film The Hike, this book takes place in a parallel universe that has everything you loved about the feature film: The mysterious Polaroids, the furries, the search for lost loved ones, the trio of strangers, an Elvis Impersonator, a Death Metal band, brass knuckles, Bestiality the wrestler, fist fights, mountain lore and even the Cherokee legend of Spearfinger. 


But this time around, it's 17,396 times as sexy.


Based on the characters and story created by Big N Funky Productions.


Warning: This book is not for children.