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How to Be a Footballer

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: Peter Crouch

Narrated By: Peter Crouch

Publisher: EburyDigital

Date: November 2018

Duration: 7 hours 36 minutes

Summary:

Random House presents the audiobook edition of How to Be a Footballer, written and read by Peter Crouch.
'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro

Featured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans
You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate.
So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror.
We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay £250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We'll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson's assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions.
I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we?
Can't get enough of Crouch? Tune into That Peter Crouch Podcast on Radio 5 Live

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  • Kevin L.

    Crouchy reading this absolutely makes it! His personality really shines through! Brilliant insight and pretty funny too! Really enjoyed it!

  • Steve R.

    Cracking listen who knew Crouchy was so funny - made even better its read by Peter himself, thanks for the memories Big Man (with a lovely touch haha). Look forward to the continued podcasts etc

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