How to Be a Lesbian (Without Googling It)

So… you think you might like women.

Unfortunately, nobody handed you a manual.

Instead, you’ve found yourself:


- emotionally attached to a barista with rings,
- panic-Googling “how do lesbians flirt?” at 2 a.m.,
- and wondering whether complimenting someone’s jumper counts as foreplay.

In this hilarious, heartfelt, and slightly chaotic audiobook, Jenna Weston dives headfirst into the wonderfully messy world of queer womanhood — from dating apps and devastatingly attractive bartenders to lesbian break-ups, emotional support hoodies, and the terrifying possibility that every woman with a mullet might be your soulmate.

Warm, witty, and painfully relatable, How to Be a Lesbian (Without Googling It) is part love letter, part survival guide, and part emotional support group for anyone who’s ever wondered:

“Do I want to be her… or kiss her?”

Perfect for late bloomers, lifelong lesbians, curious bisexuals, and anyone who’s ever fallen in love after sharing a Spotify playlist, this audiobook celebrates awkwardness, identity, community, and the joy of finally feeling at home in yourself.

There are no rules.

No entrance exam.

And absolutely no correct way to flirt.

But there is oat milk.

And emotional damage.

And probably a woman named Sophie you should avoid.

Welcome to the club.