How to be bankrupt?

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

This is a satirical masterclass in financial self-destruction. By prioritizing aesthetics over utility and generosity over math, this 'strategy' ensures a rapid exit from the marketplace. It highlights the absurdity of ignoring supply and demand—like selling sand at a beach—while treating debt as a reason for celebration. Ultimately, it’s a witty reminder that a business without a product, a customer, or a budget is simply an expensive hobby. If you follow these steps, your bank account won't just hit zero; it will go into a deep, permanent hibernation.