Tip #1 for dealing with dragons: be prepared for anything



My whole life, I thought dragons were majestic, wise, and fearsome creatures. Not to mention fictional. It's been less than a year since that last belief was debunked. Dragons are real, they're now living among us, and I'm the lucky realtor who gets to sell a house to their leader. I just have to impress his representative first. No problem—I'm a professional.



Except the dragon rep turns out to be the guy I hooked up with last night, and he's fast disproving everything I believed about dragons. Unless 'wise' actually means 'addicted to glitter' and 'majestic' is a euphemism for 'overgrown frat boy.'



Hagen might actually be the most annoying person I've ever met, yet I can't resist going on a date with him. One thing's for sure, someone needs to write me a how-to guide for dating a dragon . . . glitter not included.