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How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

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John Kennedy
Read by:
John Kennedy
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Ratings
Book
86
Narrator
40
Release Date
October 7, 2025
Duration
8 hours 13 minutes
Summary
Narrated by John Kennedy himself, this audiobook of “America’s most quotable Senator” offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.

How to Test Negative for Stupid offers the Senator’s tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.

From the mind—and mouth—of ''America's Most Quotable Senator'':


“Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.”
“I say this gently: This is why the aliens won’t talk to us.”
“If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.”
“I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.”
“Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.”
“I’m not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won’t clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”
“I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.”
“Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I’ve seen it firsthand.”
“I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.”
Reviews
Profile Avatar Pat Oct 2025

I liked the book and Senator Kennedys reading, it was a easy read/listen and you didn't want to stop. John's down to earth humor and manner of speaking was entertaining. to his audience and his professional colleagues show his directness and honesty. Great.

Profile Avatar Karen S. Oct 2025

I thought I would like what you said, so I bought your book. I’m glad you were the narrator. I enjoyed it very much and believed you meant every word you said. I’m a retired Family Physician from Iowa. I can’t say that I disagree on any of your statements. I’m glad to know there is someone in the US senate that has critical thinking and common sense besides senator Grassley. Continue your journey and I hope stay well. I loved your book. RA Shirk DO

Profile Avatar D. J. Oct 2025

Awesome I wish every American should be required to read.

Profile Avatar Eleanor S. Oct 2025

I am looking forward to all 8 hours of this book.

Profile Avatar Aaron F. Oct 2025

JK at his best!

Profile Avatar Curt V. Jun 2026

While it was clear which political party Sen. Kennedy is affiliated with, this book was generally non-partisan. I found a great mixture of information and humor that honestly left me feeling a little bummed when he got to the final chapter. Highly recommended, especially for a listener looking for a book that is entertaining, easy to listen to, and ok to break up into different segments (easy to pick up where you left off), which is definitely not always the case

Profile Avatar Matt M. May 2026

Great book with insight into the US Senate. Clearly Senator Kennedy is very intelligent and our Country is well served with him in the Senate. Well worth the listen.

Profile Avatar Kylie B. May 2026

Loved this book, even more since the author narrated it himself.

Profile Avatar RICHARD B. Apr 2026

A fun and educational experience. Author is brilliant, pithy, and full of witty knowledge.

Profile Avatar Melvin O. Feb 2026

Senator John Kennedy is a very educated and intelligent person. He is able to articulate his views and opinions in a manner that is consistent, respectful and easy to understand. We need more people of his caliber in Washington D.C.

Profile Avatar Lindsey R. Jan 2026

Read/ listened to it over the weekend. Made me laugh out loud. He's a wonderful person and glad to have him as a Senator.

Profile Avatar William M. Jan 2026

Was a well read and very interesting and informitive boo

Profile Avatar William P. Dec 2025

Could not be better……..

Profile Avatar Mark P. Dec 2025

This book is a must listen. Senator John Kennedy is truly a remarkable, level headed, common sense, and inspiring leader, as clearly demonstrated by this book. Job well done Senator Kennedy and thank you.

Profile Avatar Gonndonnit Dec 2025

Great story written and read by a great American story teller .

Profile Avatar Gregory G. Dec 2025

Quick read. Glad the author narrated his own writing. I found the book to be a great listen.

Profile Avatar Jamie F. Nov 2025

Wonderful

Profile Avatar Ramona T. Nov 2025

I LOVE SENATOR KENNEDY!!!! He’s witty, funny and to the point!!! PLEASE give it your time! He’s fantastic!!!!*****

Profile Avatar David T. Nov 2025

Senator Kennedy has a way to put things out there. I love his comical bluntness about how DC is way messed up. People who read or listen should come to realize that the left is no longer the old Democratic Party, but instead, a socialist-communist party. .. Great job, Senator! Thank you from a fellow VU alumni who also loves dogs.

Profile Avatar Anonymous Oct 2025

We loved every page and were sad to reach his heartfelt farewell. It left us wanting more!

How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

Author: John Kennedy
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