Jake Nilsen is a touring stand up comic with a penchant for oneliners and onenight stands.


In this 8book collection, Jake travels from Milwaukee to Jacksonville where he meets fifteen beautiful women and tickles more than just their funny bones. Experience sexual conquests like nothing before as each city leaves fond and fondling memories of ladies like Lydia, Alyssa, Carrie, and even Molly!


Readers looking for puns and naughty humor will find the Stand Up, Lie Down set tantalizing and entertaining. Yoga instructors, book sellers, artists, professors, and bartenders are on the menu as Jake travels from one club to the next facing the club managers, swapping sex stories with his wingman Curtis, tripping in his old pick up truck, and enjoying the occasional fourth wall break.