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I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Unabridged Audiobook

Written By: Joan Rivers

Narrated By: Joan Rivers

Publisher: Penguin Audio

Date: June 2012

Duration: 4 hours 54 minutes


“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”
—Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.


  • Catalina G

    I enjoyed the book, the jokes are original and I felt really identified with many things that I also hate. But you can tell she was old, sometimes her speech was slurred and not very clear. Apart from that it was very good.

  • Gabrielle L

    Great book. Very original. I enjoyed listening to this. The time flew by!

  • deborah bush

    Your awesome Joan. You were such an amazing comedian and I love this book. May you rest in piece my sweet Joan. -zach

  • Stephanie Mussurici

    Joan thank you thank you thank you! My name is Stephanie. You have told the truth about Life. No Spin, Just the truth. My heart goes out to Missy

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