If I Tie U Down

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Hits on the head are bad! But if you wake up looking at a beautiful man, that's good! But if you're in a camp kitchen handcuffed to a stove in the middle of the night, that's bad! But if that beautiful man has the key to the handcuffs, that's good! If he won't uncuff you until he's chewed you out, that's bad! But if he listens to your story, that's good!

What will Shannon say to get Fletch to unlock the handcuffs?