“To be fair, there are lots of reasons I’m single, but some of my friends’ husbands certainly make me happy with that choice.”

In this series of essays, Sarah Amy Jennifer Jones (not her real name), a self-described hot mess masquerading as a normal human being discusses love, relationships, and the often confusing life of a true, modern-day spinster.

Join her for the laughs, misery, and insights that only someone with too much time on their hands can deliver.