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I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle: A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes

Author:
Aaron N. Hall
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Aaron N. Hall
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Release Date
April 29, 2026
Duration
1 hour 52 minutes
Summary
Sent back from the year 2124, I’m Sorry, Here’s a Plasma Rifle is the last known work of author Aaron N. Hall before his tragic jet ski accident with a shipping container of rubber ducks.

It contains seven short stories, eighteen poems, and four pastry recipes that highlight his affection for fantasy, science fiction, and the endearingly odd.

The current edition has been republished including the notes of Dr. Arthur B. Salazar, who sent the book from the future before being cryogenically frozen and launched into space prior to Earth’s decay.

Listen, enjoy, then say hello to the void.
I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle: A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes

I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle: A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes

Author: Aaron N. Hall
Read by: Aaron N. Hall
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